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I remember reading an article  about the Bonne Terre Mine in a SCUBA magazine years ago. I really wanted to go, but had forgotten about it since…  Now that I found it again (and still want to go), I decided to preserve it on the blog (so I can start the process of forgetting about it all over again)… ;-) 

YouTube – Frank Zappa on Crossfire -=1986

Young Zappa on the Steve Allen Show  parts 1 and 2 

Zappa for president  Bobby Brown  Dinah-Moe-Humm You are what you is  Stairway to Heaven Montana  Yo Momma Suicide Chump  I'm the slime  Uncle Remus  Stevie's Spanking G-Spot Tornado Zoot Allures Florentine Pogen and last but not at all least Peaches En Ragalia. 

Of course there are many many more on YouTube (including a full copy of video from hell)…

Enjoy… 

Mike Judge gets no respect… again…

According to this review the movie has the potential to be as big a cult classic as Office Space.

Variety also liked the movie (but were a little less enamored with it)…

I guess Fox is counting on the DVD sales…

I HAVE bad news for the GOP regarding that promising new bloc of voters, the South Park Republicans. It turns out they're not Republicans, at least not anymore.

I've been toying with the idea lately that the only way to have a conservative government is to ensure that they cannot actually get anything done…  Where Is H Ross Perot when we need him? Now there was a man who would have raised a huge stink, and nobody from either party would have worked with him on anything…

Weighty matter:  Is religion making us fat?

Shoe laces make the man/woman/child… ;-)  Shoe Lacing Methods

More power  to 'em 

Secrets of the Pirate Bay

I know my contemporaries are not fans of foozball, but I find that I must and do revel in the realization that the games of fall have returned… 

College Football – Top 15 Games to Watch

Invisible Engine Films — The Shorts

God I hate cable, but I just might have to go that way if they get TiVo built in…  TiVo Coming To Cox

I have not had time to review to make sure it's not just crippleware, but here is a link to download the excellent graphics toy… Bryce V5.0

Linux.com | Ten tips for new Ubuntu users

Speed testing sites have been around for years without much new. Then came Speedtest.net

It looks pretty nifty-suave from here… 

Sorry it took so long, but I needed to unhack the blog before I posted…

I cannot tell you how long I've been waiting for news that someone in the Judicial Branch actually has a pair, and would like to return to the field, to play "checks and balances" with the Bush administration…

Oh, and more good news… 

Hmmm, so I cannot take bottled water on a plane… why? I wonder which DHS group benefited the most from the additional coverage…

Mass murder in the skies: was the plot feasible?

Ok, my hosting provider's server was hacked and all the Eviltyrant sites were defaced. The nature of the defacement was some pro Allah, anti Israel crap. Not that I do not have respect for the religion/beliefs people etc… , but I think in the interest of equal time I should post Pro Israel/Anti-Arabic links and material. :p

It will take me a while to fix all that is broken, but hopefully I can get it all back to normal over the next few weeks…

My hosting providers are a bunch of buttheads, and are doing everything possible to make the repair of my site as difficult as possible. I feel somewhat like a doctor who is being forced to remove someone's appendix through their left ear… I'm beginning to think it would be easier to compromise their web server and fix my site via the hacked server…

Anyone know of a good hosting provider that actually monitors their server and keeps their patches/os up to date? Oh, and are not a bunch of knee jerking horse's patooties?

You may find this of interest.

This may become worth referencing and remembering should the Democrats retake the US House of Representatives and/or US Senate.  I do not anticipate them achieving either of these, but it is nice to see that at least some of our elected officials are willing to investigate what appears to be wrong doing. 

Some background information regarding your elected representatives… 

YourCongress.com – FAQ ABOUT CONGRESS

I forgot to post this when I found it. Well… better Late than never…