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Presidency Outsourced
Washington DC – Congress today announced that the Office of President of the United States will be outsourced as of Sept.30th, the end of this fiscal year. The move will save $400K a year in salary, a record $521 billion in deficit expenditures and related overhead. “The cost savings will be quite significant” said Rep. Adam Smith (D – Wash) who, with the aid of the General Accounting Office has studied outsourcing of American jobs.
“We simply can no longer afford this level of outlay and remain
competitive in the world stage,” Smith said.
Mr. Bush was informed this morning that his office will be terminated. He will receive health coverage, expenses and salary until his final day of employment. After a two week waiting period, he will be eligible for $240 dollars a week unemployment insurance for 13 weeks.
Sanji Gurvinder Singh of Indus Teleservices, Mumbai, India will be assuming the Office of President of the United States as of Oct. 1.
Mr. Singh was born in the United States while his parents were here on student visas, thus making him eligible for the position. He will receive a salary of $320 a month but with no health coverage or other benefits. Due to the time difference between the US and India, Mr. Singh will be working primarily at night, when offices of the US Government will be open.
A congressional spokesperson noted that Mr. Singh has been given a ZZZscript tree to follow which will allow him to respond to most topics of concern.
“Additional savings will be realized as these scripting tools have been successfully used now and in the past and will enable Mr. Singh to provide an answer without having to fully understand the issue itself”, the spokesman said.